I’m not sure if the egg was cracked before I bought it, or if it cracked on the trip home, but I had to use it. Also I had to eat in general. Thus, the birth of this glorious masterpiece.
It was good.
Here’s a quick summary, future Maya.
Fry a little oil, jeera, mustard seeds, 1 chili (or half). Add 1/2 capsicum and 1 celery stalk. Add soyaki sauce. Cook. Add egg. Cook some more. Add lemon. Eat it with rice or something.